KNOW AN IDIOT?
Everyone does. Honour them with a real certificate they can display on the wall.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back
You have the option of anonymously sending this certificate to someone you love - or hate.
Sometimes they don't know. Sometimes they just need a little reinforcement. This certificate of idiocracy ensures they're aware of their idiot-level.
You'll absolutely be satisfied with this certificate (but your recipient might not be) or we'll give your money back.
Every certificate is mailed in an idiot-proof bend-resistant cardboard mailer so the idiot recipient doesn't get a crumpled award. Because that would just be a shame.