You have the option of anonymously sending this certificate to someone you love - or hate.
idiots deserve recognition
Sometimes they don't know. Sometimes they just need a little reinforcement. This certificate of idiocracy ensures they're aware of their idiot-level.
100% satisfaction guaranteed
You'll absolutely be satisfied with this certificate (but your recipient might not be) or we'll give your money back.
Ships safely
Every certificate is mailed in an idiot-proof bend-resistant cardboard mailer so the idiot recipient doesn't get a crumpled award. Because that would just be a shame.