KNOW AN IDIOT?
Everyone does. Honour them with a real certificate they can display on the wall.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed or your money back
GIVE THEM THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE!
Send to your friends - or enemies
You have the option of anonymously sending this certificate to someone you love - or hate.
idiots deserve recognition
Sometimes they don't know. Sometimes they just need a little reinforcement. This certificate of idiocracy ensures they're aware of their idiot-level.
100% satisfaction guaranteed
You'll absolutely be satisfied with this certificate (but your recipient might not be) or we'll give your money back.
Ships safely
Every certificate is mailed in an idiot-proof bend-resistant cardboard mailer so the idiot recipient doesn't get a crumpled award. Because that would just be a shame.
PEOPLE with idiot friends
"I work with one of those guys that thinks he's right about everything. He's really an idiot, and now he has the proof to show it!"
Wes K.
